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Alligators don’t know they’re not bears.
True statement from my best friend
I have long maintained that Crossfit is just no-homo pilates.
(Reblogged from jessethorn)
You don’t need religion to have morals. If you can’t determine right from wrong then you lack empathy, not religion.
Kane Bailey (via (via f0rthel0veofanimals)

(Source: psych-facts)

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Stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. I think it’s a mistake. Not because they can’t, but because it would have never occurred to them they couldn’t.
Sarah Silverman, We Are Miracles (via poemsarekisses)

(Source: riversofwords)

(Reblogged from laughterkey)
You can tell the mark of a quality human being by their enjoyment of the Inhumans. Like being a Velvet Underground fan.
(Reblogged from merlin)
Oh Christina ~ we have that in common.

Oh Christina ~ we have that in common.

(Reblogged from laughterkey)
Christianity is merely a system for turning priestesses into handmaidens, queens into concubines, and goddesses into muses.
Tom Robbins - Jitterbug Perfume
fuckyeahtomrobbins:

Talking by phone from his home in the Seattle area, he says his focus for the workshop can be found in its title: The Art of the Sentence. “A lot of aspiring writers are all ready to write a novel, but they don’t know how to write sentences.
“Like that woman who wrote Fifty Shades of Crap,” he says, referring to E.L. James of Fifty Shades of Grey notoriety. “She has no more aptitude for writing good sentences than a cat has for swimming, but she’s purring and doing the backstroke all the way to the bank.”

fuckyeahtomrobbins:

Talking by phone from his home in the Seattle area, he says his focus for the workshop can be found in its title: The Art of the Sentence. “A lot of aspiring writers are all ready to write a novel, but they don’t know how to write sentences.

“Like that woman who wrote Fifty Shades of Crap,” he says, referring to E.L. James of Fifty Shades of Grey notoriety. “She has no more aptitude for writing good sentences than a cat has for swimming, but she’s purring and doing the backstroke all the way to the bank.”

(Reblogged from fuckyeahtomrobbins)

LANGUAGE IS NOT THE FROSTING, IT’S THE CAKE.

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I’ve done Adderall illegally but I’m not ashamed about that because you’re welcome for Season 2 of Community.
Dan Harmon (via harmontown)

(Source: dontkillthevibe)

(Reblogged from harmontown)
I don’t like the way my teeth protrude. I’m going to have them done, but I just haven’t had the time. Apart from that…I’m perfect.
(Reblogged from merlin)
It was autumn, the springtime of death. Rain spattered the rotting leaves, and a wild wind wailed. Death was singing in the shower. Death was happy to be alive. The fetus bailed out without a parachute. It landed in the sideline Astroturf, so upsetting the cheerleaders that for the remained of the afternoon their rahs were more like squeaks.
Tom Fucking Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker (via mmesurly)
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