Me (reading a line from Bigfoot erotica):
"From within the tufts of matted hair, the creature released a huge pale cock that defied logic."
You can write erotica, and you can write Bigfoot erotica, but you're a shitty writer if you just lean on "defies logic" to finish your description. You're aping people who use the term appropriately. Yeah, I said ape-ing, talking about your Bigfoot porn text. Was it an M.C. Escher cock? That's the only way you can use that.