My darling friend Jay went to England and Paris and sent me gifts. AND he included a picture he drew of me with a really sweet note on the back. Who says you can’t make great friends via the Internet?
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I think we could start a blog of just our shit talkin’ conversations.
Men take note.
Part of why I love him...
- Me: Am I a sucky human for telling you I hate you all the time since it actually means I love you?
- Bestie: No. I have perfectly calibrated irony detectors. I can smell a drop of irony from miles away.
This could be why Lauren and I have been friends for 20 years.
It hasn’t even been a week and I miss this lady already.
You can see their little elbows!!
- Lauren: And that's why I don't cook whole chickens.
- Me: Why?
- Lauren: Because I feel guilty!!
I think I’m ready to start my countdown.
Maybe a combover?
And now for a discussion about Hostess with my best friend
- Me: I love Ding Dongs and Ho Hos.
- Ax: You are those.
- Me: LMAO
- Ax: Chocolate outside, white on the inside.
- Me: Oh - I thought you meant a ding dong and a ho. Haha
- Ax: That too.
- Me: "Dream Houses Built for Books and the Nerds Who Love Them" Someone built me houses!!! Also - does that make me a nerd?
- Ax: Yah. What are your thoughts on Windows 8? (nerd trap that you will fall for)
- Me: HATE IT!!!
- Ax: Lol Confirmed.
A lady walks into a store and then immediately leaves...
- Lauren: That lady is on a date and she just came in here to fart.
- Bunnu: Is that a thing?
- Lauren: You don't fart on dates.
- Bunnu: I know THAT...
- Lauren: You know you fart on all your dates. That's why you don't have a boyfriend.
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What is she wearing? Is she going to a club? I prefer my weather women more conservative.
Lauren while watching the news
