Watching Hannibal and my 80 year old aunt glances at the TV when I gasp
- Aunt: Is that just a head?
- Me: No.
- Aunt: What is that?
- Me: It's a person in a horse.
- Aunt: What?
- Me (laughing the entire time in delight): Someone killed a woman, killed a horse, cut the horse open, put the body in, and then sewed it back up.
- Aunt: Eww.