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I sent my mother a picture of a dead frog this morning. Ya know, just in case she didn’t know how much I love her.

I sent my mother a picture of a dead frog this morning. Ya know, just in case she didn’t know how much I love her.

My dad just called...

  • Dad: Go outside and look at the sun!
  • Me: What?
  • Dad: The sun. Go outside and look at it.
  • Me: Umm...LOOK at the sun? What are you talking about?
On this Thursday please enjoy this picture of my great-aunt in the late 1950’s. View high resolution

On this Thursday please enjoy this picture of my great-aunt in the late 1950’s.

My mother is at the mall and she saw this guy. He has some great moves.

End your week with this lovely boy. His name is Fritz and I wanted to carry him everywhere. View high resolution

End your week with this lovely boy. His name is Fritz and I wanted to carry him everywhere.

Dad: Wanna go on the roof?

Me: Umm…okay.

I’m glad I went on the roof.

(Reblogged from adulthoodisokay)

What's PayPal?

  • Sister: How do I even know if I have a PayPal account? Do I just go to PayPal and just try to sign in?
  • Me: I'm pretty sure if you don't know if you have it then you don't have it.
  • Sister: No because I might have signed up and I don't remember.
  • (pause)
  • Sister: What is PayPal?
My mother is visiting and I’m okay with that because she brought a dog with her. View high resolution

My mother is visiting and I’m okay with that because she brought a dog with her.

This is what came today. I mentioned I wanted this book in passing and my sister got it for me. Sometimes she can be such a peach.

Sometimes.

I told my cousin to take the Jeopardy online test this week.

I told my cousin to take the Jeopardy online test this week.

My mother’s husband wanted to be clever and decorate their garage. All he accomplished was making my mother too embarrassed to leave the house. By the way - these two pictures were taken about a week apart. I’m not sure if he ever actually finished, so for all I know her garage still looks like this.

Welp - my family survived. My sister ventured outside and this was in front of her building. Her street is blocked, but no one was hurt. Nature can be such a bitch.

On Facebook my sister asked: Can anyone give some ideas on what the kids can do during recess if they are stuck inside due to weather?

  • Me: Make clothing like sweatshop workers!!
  • Me: Plan the perfect bank robbery!!!
  • Sister: Come on smart ass lol. Seriously.
  • Me: Bitch, I am serious. They are tiny and can squeeze through vents. No one would suspect them.
  • Sister: Okay - I'll call you back.
  • Me: If you don't call me back I'm going to burn down your house.
  • Sister: I recorded that!! You're going to jail.
  • Me: Only if your house actually burns down. Stupid