Fun fact: My dad named my brother after Dick Tracy and Ian Fleming.
My brothers name is Dick Fleming.
My sisters friend found this in the basement of his building.
My grandmother shouldn’t be allowed to drive.
I was doing crafts with some little people. The little jerks left so I made myself some bracelets.
This sounds so much like my dad. I can’t even count the number of times he has asked me to run away with him.
My grandmother is about to go in for minor surgery and all I want to do is press all the buttons.
Carrie is my favorite mother-daughter movie EVER. So similar to the relationship I have with my mother.
Reason #52 why my grandmother shouldn’t be driving.
I sent my mother a picture of a dead frog this morning. Ya know, just in case she didn’t know how much I love her.