9am my father called…
Dad: I called because I woke up at 4am and I couldn’t go back to sleep, so I had a Tootsie Pop and counted how many licks it took to get to the center.
Me (laughing): Oh…okay. How many licks did it take?
Me: Well did you lick it or suck it?
Dad: I sucked it.
Me: That doesn’t count.
Dad: THAT’S WHAT YOUR SISTER SAID!!
Me: Sorry, dad, it doesn’t. But I do love that you decided to do it. Try again tomorrow morning.