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(Reblogged from waitingontherapture)
I think we could start a blog of just our shit talkin’ conversations. 

I think we could start a blog of just our shit talkin’ conversations. 

(Reblogged from waitingontherapture)
Men take note.

Men take note.

Part of why I love him...

  • Me: Am I a sucky human for telling you I hate you all the time since it actually means I love you?
  • Bestie: No. I have perfectly calibrated irony detectors. I can smell a drop of irony from miles away.

My dad just called...

  • Dad: Go outside and look at the sun!
  • Me: What?
  • Dad: The sun. Go outside and look at it.
  • Me: Umm...LOOK at the sun? What are you talking about?
This could be why Lauren and I have been friends for 20 years.

This could be why Lauren and I have been friends for 20 years.

You can see their little elbows!!

  • Lauren: And that's why I don't cook whole chickens.
  • Me: Why?
  • Lauren: Because I feel guilty!!

What's PayPal?

  • Sister: How do I even know if I have a PayPal account? Do I just go to PayPal and just try to sign in?
  • Me: I'm pretty sure if you don't know if you have it then you don't have it.
  • Sister: No because I might have signed up and I don't remember.
  • (pause)
  • Sister: What is PayPal?

After reading Groupon's Valentine's Day Deals

  • Bestie: No. No to all. Unsub.
  • Me: I can't unsub to Groupon. I love laughing at them too much
Maybe a combover?

Maybe a combover?

I told my cousin to take the Jeopardy online test this week.

I told my cousin to take the Jeopardy online test this week.

And now for a discussion about Hostess with my best friend

  • Me: I love Ding Dongs and Ho Hos.
  • Ax: You are those.
  • Me: LMAO
  • Ax: Chocolate outside, white on the inside.
  • Me: Oh - I thought you meant a ding dong and a ho. Haha
  • Ax: That too.
  • Me: "Dream Houses Built for Books and the Nerds Who Love Them" Someone built me houses!!! Also - does that make me a nerd?
  • Ax: Yah. What are your thoughts on Windows 8? (nerd trap that you will fall for)
  • Me: HATE IT!!!
  • Ax: Lol Confirmed.

On Facebook my sister asked: Can anyone give some ideas on what the kids can do during recess if they are stuck inside due to weather?

  • Me: Make clothing like sweatshop workers!!
  • Me: Plan the perfect bank robbery!!!
  • Sister: Come on smart ass lol. Seriously.
  • Me: Bitch, I am serious. They are tiny and can squeeze through vents. No one would suspect them.