My 79 year old aunt needed help with the crossword puzzle
- Aunt: Sir Mix-a-lot likes big ones.
- Me (as I slap my ass): Butts.
- Aunt: Are you sure?
- Me: Uh...yeah. He likes big butts and he can NOT lie.
Me: I wouldn’t even know what to do with a screenplay.
Me: I’d write it and put it in my pocket.