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(Source: robertdeniro)

(Reblogged from broriarty)

Party brownies!!!!

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Jenny: Do you have any sisters?

Mark: Yes, I have two younger sisters.

Jenny: Okay. I want you to ask them a question and the most important thing is that you really listen to their answer. I want you to ask your sisters about the very first time that they were intruded upon by some man, or a boy.

Mark: What makes you think that my sisters have been intruded upon?

Jenny: Because there isn’t a single girl or woman in this world that hasn’t been intruded upon, and sometimes, it’s relatively benign, and sometimes, it’s so fucking painful that you have no idea what this feels like.

I have the same problem.

(Reblogged from wadeswilson)
Later, female ejaculator.
Hank Moody
You know, nobody normal wants me more than once. Crazy people want me, like, five times. Normal people — once.
Pammy - United States of Tara

Lynda: Is that what you wanna be when you grow up? A traveling sales rep for Worldwide Poonany Incorporated?

If she’s saving the bush, don’t touch the tush.
Sean Tolke ~ The Big C

Happy holidays from GetGlue and Weeds. Thanks, guys.

Men will do anything for the unconquered pussy.
Jeannie Van Der Hooven ~ House of Lies
Well, I have been told I have a very pretty penis.
Hank Moody

If you Google Steve Howey there are no pictures of him looking like this, but I wish there were.

The picture is from this interview: http://youtu.be/zgQ0uWT_OmY

Yeah, if that were true he would’ve made me white and rich.
Veronica when told that God loves her