Got into New York early Thursday afternoon and immediately met up with my sister for lunch. By immediately I mean hours later because my father and I had to take every indirect route because traffic was horrendous. But we made it and the restaurant was okay. The signage on the bathrooms was different. My dad came back and said he didn’t know which bathroom to use. He said, “At least at Outback I know what a sheila is!” He’s super classy.