February 2012
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I am beyond happy that my fingernails grow fast and that I’m fine with them being short because I just simultaneously broke three of them. THREE!! Taking out the garbage is stupid.
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6am? I think that means it's time for breakfast.
French toasts anyone?
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5am and going strong...
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Ax: BREAK IT DOWN
Bunnu: Shut up white boy. You don't know how to break it down.
Ax: I know, but I know when people are supposed to say it.
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Merlin Mann makes me laugh
John Roderick: You have to break a horse...
Merlin Mann: Of course, of course.
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“Let the neighbors watch us fuck.”
– Pete Holmes to Paul F. Tompkins about editing the podcast.
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I just had a mild panic attack because I thought...
I really love orange juice.
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A haiku to commemorate my first period
Fifteen years ago
Officially a woman
Will it ever end
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I like to send that signal too
Veronica: You're sending a signal.
Fiona: What's that?
Veronica: I still wanna sit on your face.
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You may say I'm a dreamer...
And you would be right. I dream every single night without fail. I’d say that 98% of my dreams are lucid from beginning to end. The other 2% usually start out “normal” and then become lucid. All of my dreams are extremely vivid and bright even when they’re set in the middle of a forest on a horribly stormy night. I’ve dreamt this way for most of my life. The older I...
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My years of being single has become a joke
Bunnu: I'm HAN! Now go.
Axion: Because he's Solo?
Bunnu: Fuck you.
Axion: lol HAHAHA That was a great joke. Love it.
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January 2012
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“That’s my gift. I fuck in dog years.”
– Hank Moody ~ Californication
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“I’d rather have the right man than the right wedding.”
– Anna Smith ~ Downton Abbey